I Will Run a Marathon

One day, I will run a marathon. Not today. Not tomorrow. But I will do it.

If Kerre can run the Auckland Marathon (and later, the New York City marathon) with less than 40 weeks training, I can do it too… at a much slower pace.
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I’ve been doing a lot of reading through this trip, and Kerre Woodham’s book “Short Fat Chick to Marathon Runner” was devoured in 2 days. Those of you outside of New Zealand will be forgiven for not knowing who Kerre is – she’s a NZ personality with plenty of personality (less a ‘celebrity’ and more just famous for her work).

Not only did she go from walking the dog to running marathons in less than a year, but she did so in the public eye (so to speak, she’s a radio talkback host) and without giving up her well-enjoyed beverages of the alcoholic variety. Oh, and she writes how I think which made the book so easy to read. Chapters came complete with cursing, reality checks and a good dose of Kiwi woman humour:

“I swear that Moro bar was one of the best things I’ve ever tasted. They’re quite chewy things, but where there’s a will, there’s a way and I managed to breathe, masticate and run, a superb example of multi-tasking.”

“…So when I put on the shorts, there, stretched tight across my arse, were the words ‘Pure Indulgence’. It looked like a government health warning.”

“I feel like an oversized dog in crowds – I’m so short my view is restricted to crotches and armpits and I rely on people relaying information to know what’s going on.”

Kerre’s narration is coupled with comments from her coach, Gaz. So there’s some more technical, practical guidance in there, too.

I’ve been spurred into thinking that, yes, I can run a marathon. Of course, I’m not going to run it this year. I probably won’t run it next year either. But I have an item for the bucket list now. My ultimate fitness goal – to survive run a marathon.

This year, though, I’m going to stick with 5k & 10k races. Baby steps. Y’know.

Fave Rave: 50 Shades Of Grey

WARNING: Contents of this book may disturb some readers, and lead others to postpone workouts in favour of self-indulgence and excessive reading.

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Have you guys read EL James’ 50 Shades Of Grey? I started on Saturday evening, and have powered through it. I haven’t got to the end yet (don’t tell me!!!) but it’s such an easy read.

Sure, it’s not something that teens will be studying in high school (not here, anyway). The writing isn’t going to win any prizes, and the content is… Well, adult. It’s the perfect book to curl up with on the couch in the midst of this horrible weather.

And it should be compulsory reading for anyone who has trouble with blushing. Okay, not compulsory, but I’d like to see you get through the book with a straight, unamused face and pale cheeks!

I spent most of Sunday reading it in the living room while The Boyfriend and his mum watched the first Lord of the Rings movie. Not recommended if you struggle with your poker face. There were a number of raised eyebrows that had to be hidden.

Granted, the whole situation was made a little easier by reading off the Kindle, so it wasn’t clear what I was actually reading.

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If this is the first you’re hearing of this book then I’ll clarify a key point – it’s, well, smut. And not for the faint hearted (though I’m sure there’s far worse out there).

If you’ve read it – what did you think? I know I’m not doing it justice here, but I want to make it clear that it’s not for everyone.

Have you read the whole trilogy? Is it worth reading past the first book? (I haven’t finished yet, so I might not be left with much choice… I imagine I’ll have to keep going…)